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brilliant. the good part is that the target market for such product cannot do any type of calculations and certainly they do not have the nose for bullshit (or rather said cow manure) :-))))... thus they can gladly spritz themselves with “sweat”... they wouldn’t know the difference :-))) thank you for your ever funny posts :-))!

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There is a market for olfactory effluvia--the model who was selling her bottled farts, for example, or the Japanese girls who sell worn panties. It would be great to see more connoisseurship. Imagine a supermodel armpit sweat sampling session. [[slurpy/snuffly Hannibal Lector sounds]] "Ah, beautiful notes of ripe pineapple and mango but the finish is a bit acrid."

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